Saturday 14 January 2012

Top four Exorcists!

Fuck the Ghostbusters these are the people you call when shit goes south.

(1) Elise Reiner: Insidious
Half Marry Poppins, half  Father Lankester Merrin. Shes sweet and kindly but knows her shit.
You know this woman  means brass tacks when she dawns a gas mask and channels to the other side giving a terrifying picture what the lays on 'the further,' which is a place for tormented souls of the dead. While she did save the day like other exorcists before her her own fate dosent end well.
The fact she wears a bitching gas mask at 60 and is as cool as a breeze when she knows its not the house thats haunted wins her the top spot buy miles.




(2)Shaun San Dena: Drag Me to Hell
While most demon killers use cross's and spells to fight the beasts of hell. No Shaun San Dena uses a goat and mean fucking blade. Having lost a child 30 years prior to Lamia she intended to finish the creature once and for all.....however things dont play out too well ending in Death and destruction.




(3)Cotton Marcus: The Last Exorcism
A chancer to say the least yet one cant help liking Cotton Marcus. Which makes it even more the pity when things turn sour for him and his camera crew. While a non-beliver at first he soon learns that hes going to need all his wits to combat this either troubled girl or deadly demons. Buy the end of the night Marcus will know true evil.





(4)  Father Lankester Merrin: The Exorcist

The power of christ compelled him to save a little girl and save her he did braveing  ice cold from the demons soul and  green vomit. Armed only with the good book and some holy water he showed no fear in the face of pure evil. He is the one the only true exorcist.



While they fought the good fight for the side of light things dont pan out well these exorcists.....So after all the things you might want to put down on your C.V be sure exorcism isnt one.



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