Friday 10 October 2014

Shlocktober movie: Night Beast.

Okay so say Predator had a 2nd cousin from a redneck family who had to get the special bus to school every morning....you'd have Nightbeast.
NIGHTBEAST!
fucking NIGHT BEAST!

Made 5 years before predator Nightbeast tells the tale of a not so friendly E.T who's ship gets hit buy a meteor and crash lands in back woods U.S.A. and proceeds to lay waste to all who encounter it. Hunters DEAD. Police. DEAD, topless woman. DEAD....a car full of kids. DEAD. This yoke just kills and kills and kills at least Predators come he to hunt but this think just goes beserek. Be it using is disco light laser gun all just pull some poor blokes guts out it dosnt give a shit. And it never stops fucking screaming.....so fucking loud. Like its not like a xenomorph who would just go around and kill on sight. It Fly's a ship, wears fucking pants and can use a ray gun. It obviously has some from of logic to do these things so why is going around killing random people?

This movies a pile of shit...but a fun pile of shit. Have some mates over and keep the drinks going you'll have a fucking hoot of a time.

Also is it just me or does Nightbeast kinda look like the ape monster from Big trouble in little China.






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