Top 5 movies you never watch with a date.

There are some movies that are gorey and just plain aweful but you know your grirlfriend can stick them but on the off chance you havent seen or herd of any of these you might want to give snuggling up on the couch to watch these with herself a miss unless you never require sex agien or just like having a restraining order.

(1) Antichrist
Okay so a couple loses their child and decides to retreat to the woods to reflect and repair their relationship.
Things turn trippy and the two breakdown into an orgey of sex and Violance where neither regions are hacked, sliced and crushed. Family entertainment this is not.



(2) Last Tango in Paris
Two strangers decide to have a steamy affier in the most romantic city in the world but their idea of sexy time is far from fucking romantic. Lets just say Marlon Brando and butter should never be aloud in the same room agien...ever!!!

(3) Showgirls
Lads before you think this is Mulion Rouge it aint. Sure its got some dance numbers...featureing more T and A then a copy of playboy. This fucking movie is a shambles from start to finish and can only be of any merrit if your a 14 year old boy looking for  a wankfest. Dont even get my started on the sex scene that looks more like dolphins getting it on which would make an awkward momment all that more painfull.



(4) The Devide

The world ends and a handful of poor souls are trapped in a basement of an apartment building wondering whats going on outside. As the food runs scarce and tensions rise the unit breaks off into packs. What follows is rape, toture ,murder and crossdressing. A mental flick which I enjoyed for its bleak outlook but not a flick you watch with the girl you want to spend the rest of you life with.

(5) Irreversible
A savage rape revenge thriller that starts from the end and works it way back to the start of the movie. Its a tough watch but not really the movie you suggest to watch with your partner. This movie dosent shock so much a burn every sense in your body.





So if you stumped for somthing to watch for the love of christ dont pick these for its better to watch a shitty movie together then have to spend the rest of your nights alone.