Gomer Pyle: Full Metal Jacket
After suffering a full metal break down due to the harsh training Pyle takes a bathroom break and kiss's the wrong end of M-14 rifle.
Donald Gennaro: Jurassic Park
After the T-rex decides hes had enough of being in his enclosure and decides to chew on the two near buy land rovers Gennaro the gimp pegs it to the near buy public bog.....made out of wood and straw!!!!!!
If he wasent shitting it then he is now.
Danny Vinyard : American History X
Having pissed off some Black youth the previous week young Danny is gunned down buy the same young man. The sad part being the after hearing his brothers story Danny was going to change over a leaf.....however too little too late.
Gypsy John : Dead Mans Shoes
Having bullied and tormented former soldier Richard's younger retarded brother the gang all hides out fearing for their lives. Thinking their all safe as long as their together they sit down for a game of cards and talk about how their going to deal with Richard. Gypys John gets up to use the jacks only to be amushed buy Richard while on the pot. Caught literally with his pants down John have his head opened up via Richards axe and the words "one down" scrawled in blood on the bogs wall its a fitting ending to a cruel bully.
Vincent Vega: Pulp Fiction
To be frank bad shit ((no pun intended)) happens when Vincent Vega uses the loo.
- Vincent and Jules’s diner breakfast and philosophical conversation is aborted by an armed robbery while Vincent is reading on the toilet.
- While Vincent is in the bathroom worrying about the possibility of going too far with Marsellus's wife, Mia mistakes his heroin for cocaine, snorts it, and overdoses.
- During a stakeout at Butch’s apartment, Vincent emerges from the toilet with his book and is killed by Butch.
So next time when you need to pinch one off becareful.....you may have more to worry about then just running out of jacks roll.
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