Monday, 5 May 2014

Trailer Trash

Some movies I'm going to check out that may have slipped below peoples radar.

Right I'm getting sick of found footage horror but this looks good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXxYZ4VsOV0






Jason Bateman proves he's not always a geek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoZCAVTzEQ





Last this messed up little movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNK96w_Dw0

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Grindhouse Girls

While horror babes can take a lot of punishment while grindhouse girls can dish it out.

(1) Christina Lindberg
This Swedish cutie made a big splash in 1974 A Cruel Picture playing a girl put beyond the limits of human endurance who becomes the deadly One-eye. She later stared in Sex and Fury with fellow Grindhouse starlet Reiko Ike. This starlet showed she had the looks and brawn to make an impact to a influence on characters like Elle Driver in Kill Bill.

(2) Meiko Kaji
This grindhouse queen started her career playing the title character Lady Snowblood based on the manga of same name. This chick would give lone Wolf a run for his sword...as an Ice cold killer seeking revenge for the rape of her mother.This was the main inspiration for Rene Oishi from Kill Bill. Kaji also sang the theme song for the movie. She later stared in a women in prison series Female Prisoner 701 Scropion. Packing some deadly blades and a heavenly voice Miss Kaji earns her spot at number 2.


(3) Dyanne Thorne
This Grindhouse queen mainly played the villein in the movies she stared in the most notable is th Isla series where she played a savage camp commander/ dominatrix. With a steely glare and a wicked lust for sex and power she was a grindhouse hottie from hell. She made a slight comeback in the Rob Zombie short Werewolf Women of the S.S in the Grindhouse features and also made a appearance in House of the Devil.

FUBAR Film Review: Slither

Well I had kinda a change of heart about the savage Cinema blog seeing as people really fucking like it I decided to stick with and my Xeno blog.
So what mad cap movie am I going to review? Well with Guardians of the Galaxy coming out I decide to go back and check out James Gunn's wickedly funny splatstick horr/com Slither.
Gunn is a lover of horror cinema having cut his teeth working for Torma Entertainment and scripting the Dawn of the Dead but he only really got out on his own when he took the helm of his first directorial debut in 2006 with Slither.

Set in a sleepy rural community Wheelsey a meteortie carrying a dangerous parasite infects local dickhead Grant Grant (played with wicked glee buy Michael Rooker). It then transforms him into a savage alien being who in turn infects the local town hussy and breed vile slug like parasites which turn the town folk into zombies.
The only thing that stands between the small town and total invasion is police chief Bill Pardy ( Played buy the always excellent Nathan Fillion) What ensues is Gore, laughs and more fucking gore. I'm not shitting you this movie is fucked up and makes not excuse's for it. Gunn made a movie for himself and fans like him. This flick is a throw back to movies like The Fly,The Thing and Night of the Creeps.

And if your not getting sick from the gore then itll be from laughter. Gregg Henry's Mayor MacReady is the fucking bomb...some of the lines he comes out with....The lime disease debate he and Pardy get into is pants pissing funny and with other oddballs characters coming out with lines like "Looks like somthing that fell off my dick during the war!" you know this is a funny fucking flick.

While not up there with Evil Dead or Re-animator is still fucking close. So if your a horror fan and wanna to know what to expect from Gunn Guardians check this flick out.

Check it out if you liked/Avoid if you hated: Evil Dead2, The Thing and the Fly.


Friday, 29 March 2013

DVD Easter Egg Hunt.

Since its Easter weekend Ive decided to do a list of my top faveriote Easter Eggs. If any you guys out there got any of these flicks in your DVD collection I urge you to give them a go.

Alien

Life Cycle:Jump to the "Extra Features" menu. Arrow down to the "Main Menu" selection and press your Down button once again. A hole in the floor will highlight, then click. There's an in-depth analysis of the Alien Lifecycle. If you've never seen the movie before leave this one hidden feature till last. It's certainly a spoiler - complete with warning!

The Abyss

DISC TWO - click on "Main Menu" and select the "Audio" option (the speaker at the top left). On the right speaker, there is a face grabber from Aliens. Clicking on this creature brings up the short teaser

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

Interface:
Every time the disc is entered into the DVD player there is a different Main Menu based on 2 of the movies themes. You will get either the 'Sacrificial Chamber' or the 'Predator's Wrist Computer'. Interview:
Tom Woodruff Jr. Interview: Enter 'Pre-Production' and highlight 'ADI Workshop'. Press right to bring up a 'Facehugger' icon, now press enter


Batman Begins

Interview:
Go to the second page of the "Inner Demons" comic.
Press your Left button.
A piece of a wall between batman and scarecrow will be highlighted.
Press your Enter button for an interview with writer David Goyer talking about how secretive he and director Nolan had to be in writing the script. Behind the Scenes:
Go to the "Inner Demons" comic.
Find the page where there are 2 Scarecrows>
Press your Down button to highlight the second Scarecrow's eyes.
Press your Enter button for a test shot of a digital Batman.


Blade II

On Disc 2, from the disc's "Main Menu" go to the 'Production Workshop' and then select the 'Visual Effects' menu entry.
- Once you get to that submenu, highlight the 'Progress Reports' menu entry
- Press Right, followed by Up.
- This will highlight a vampire glyph in the upper right hand corner of the screen.
- press your Enter button now and you will see director Guillermo Del Toro having some fun with an adult toy.

Blade: Trinity

Disc 2: Go all the way up and click on the vampire icon and see a short clip of Wesley Snipes.

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

Symbol Definitions, Song Track, Special Message:
On certain menu screens in the Book of Shadows DVD you will notice Blair 'witchesque' symbols hidden in the background, these symbols can actually be highlighted and when entered, a rundown of the symbols' meaning is given. There are quite a few of these symbols hidden so look out for them! In the "Special Features" enter the "Audio Options" menu and by going down the list and pressing your Down button at the bottom should select the "Priority Records" logo. Clicking on this will run the advert for the Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 soundtrack and then automatically afterwards, gODHEAD's song the reckoning filmed live at the Blair Witch web fest. From the main menu, select "Access Scene", then press your Left button until the witch mark highlights and you will see one scary message


Conan the Barbarian (1982)Collector's Edition

When the credits have finished for the "Spotlight on Location" bonus featurette you will get to see a small clip in which Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his head bumped by a microphone!

Daredevil

From the submenu for "Beyond Hell's Kitchen: Making Daredevil" on Disc Two, highlight the "play" link and press your Right button to highlight Elektra's Sai Daggers. Press your Enter button for a 6-minute collection of outtakes and bloopers from the film

The Evil Dead

Makeup Tests and Panel Discussion:
Push left on the first extras menu screen. A fish will be highlighted. Push the Enter button / OK and you will see a one minute clip of special makeup effect tests. Push left on the second extras menu screen. A skull will be highlighted. Push the Enter button / OK and you will see a seven minute clip of a panel discussion after a screening of the movie.

The Exorcist

Sound Tests:Allow the second commentary by William Peter Blatty to finish then wait for a short while. You will then hear Willian Freidkin introduce the tests of the demonic sound effects by Mercedes McCambridge

A History of Violence

Interview:From the main menu, go to Special features. Highlight scene 44(deleted scene) and press right on the directional pad. A red bullet hole should appear next to the "Special Features" title at the bottom of the screen. Press enter and you will be treated to a short interview with Ed Harris, one of the stars of the film.Behind the Scenes:From the disc's main menu, select Special Features. Then select "Acts of Violence". Hightlight "Act 1 - Random" and press the right-arrow button. Select the candle icon to view a brief clip of cast and crew celebrating Viggo Mortensen's birthday

The IT Crowd - Version 3.0

Game:
Leave the Main Menu up and running without making a selection two to 6 minutes. A game will then become available. 
 


 Krull
 
Comic Book Version:
To get to hit Select "Special Features" and press your Enter button on the remote control. On the bottom right of the screen their should be a comic book there. If you hit the right arrow on the remote that should highlight it. This takes you to a comic book adaptation of Krull the movie.


The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Special Extended DVD Edition

MTV Movie Awards:
Disc 1: The MTV Movie Awards Council of Elrond skit can be accessed by highlighting chapter 27 in the "Scene Selection" menu, and arrowing down once. Disc 2: The MTV Movie Awards Council of Elrond skit is also accessible by highlighting the 48 on the right side of the last selection screen.*Note: This egg is available on all Region 2 DVD's except the UK edition.


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Special Extended DVD Edition

Joke Interview:On the main menu of disc one, click on "Select a Scene". Go to the last page of scene selections. Highlight the very last chapter and press your Down button. A ring will now appear to the left of "new scene". Press your Enter button to view an interview with Dominic Monaghan ( Merry ) and Elijah Wood ( Frodo ) via satellite, with Dom pretending to be a German journalist and asking Elijah outrageous questions ( many fangirls have heard about it, now we get to see it! )
  MTV Awards Sequel Pitch:On the main menu of disc two, click on "Select a Scene". Go to the last page of scene selections. You will want to highlight just the number of the last chapter for the scene selections on the right hand side of the screen. Once you do this, press your Down button. Something will now appear in the bottom right corner of the screen. Press your Enter button and you will be able to see the clip from the MTV movies awards where Vince Vaugh and Ben Stiller pitch their crazy Lord of the Rings sequel to PJ.

Memento

Alternate Version of Movie:Well the hidden feature on Memento isn't exactly very well hidden, but here it is anyway. To find the version of the film that plays in chronological order, head to the "Special Features" menu and wait till Memento Mori appears and begins to fade. Just after the polaroid fades, push your 'enter' button and you should access the secret feature with no problem. Hey presto!

Phantasm

Music Tracks and Photos Gallery:
At the main menu press your Up button. A speaker icon should appear and you can choose from one of three background music selections for the menus. In the second screen in the "Special Features" section, highlight the "Still Gallery" option and press your Up button. A dark sphere will be displayed. Press your Enter button to view bonus photographs of the movies director Don Coscarelli and actors A. Michael Baldwin, Bill Thornbury, and Angus Scrimm.
 


Predator Collector's Edition
Bonus Clip:
1. Go to predator special fx 2. Press your Down button til the main menu is highlighted 3. press your Left button on remote once 4. there will be an icon highlighted, press select this will show a short feature on a practical joke Behind the Scenes:
- Insert disc two - Go the photo gallery - Cycle through to the sixteenth photo (a shot of Hawkins with his glasses on his head) - Use your remote to highlight the predator targeting triangle on the right hand side - Click on it to get an hilarious hidden documentary about the cast all having to run to the toilet between shots after drinking Mexican water! Bonus Feature:
On Disk 2 from the main menu do as follows: 1.(your Enter button) Inside the predator 2. Select the first featurette 3.Press up (you should see the laser cursor move up into an empty space near the page title) 4. Press your Enter button and another featurette on Jesse Ventura will begin. Interview:
Disk 1 Go to "Special Features" highlight dvd rom press your Left button on the remote goes to an open space then press your Enter button gives you an Interview with John McTiernan on learning film


Resident Evil

Bonus Video:On the main menu highlight "Special Features" then press your Left button. A small symbol should now be highlighted. Press your Enter button and you will be taken to a screen where you have to enter a five digit number. The code is: 86314 After all this trouble you should be rewarded with a video by Slipknot

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Behind the Scenes:
On Disc 2, Go to the Star Trek Universe menu. Once there, highlight the "Main Menu" function. If you press the right (-->) button on your remote, the sculpture on the Vulcan alter will highlight. Press your Enter button and you will see a fourth hidden Documentary about the creature effects used in the movie.

Stargate Director's Cut

Bonus Feature:
The Stagate disc contains two Dolby Digital 'stings' and one for DTS, but it's not easy to find them unless you know where to look. Thanks to a few diligent readers we've now cracked it. On the menu menu screen press '1' rather than highlighting 'play menu' and 'enter'. The sting you see now depends on the audio selection you choose. English, German & Italian 5.1 lead you to the Egypt intro. Spanish leads you to the Dolby Temple and English DTS takes you to the DTS ident. In all instances you MUST go back to the main menu before playing the film or else the trailers are skipped.

Starship Troopers

DVD ROM Feature:
This hidden selection is only accessible to DVD-ROM users. Play Side-B of the DVD. From the main menu click on "Extra Scenes / Behind the Scenes" then click on the "More" button. The hidden menu can be accessed by hovering your cursor over the word "Scenes" at the top of the screen. "Ed's Surprise Party" will appear. If you click on it you will be taken to the same documentary as accessible from the main menu. 
 


The Usual Suspects

Online Game:
Nothing too amazing on this one, but if you select "Special Features" on Disc 1 then highlight the photo to the right of the 'play movie' icon and press your Enter button, you will come to a online competition info menu. Obviously you need to be on a PC connected to the internet to access it. 
 


 Willow Special Edition

Behind the Scenes:
From the main menu, go to the "Special Features", then choose "Theatrical Trailers". On the first page, which includes the tv spots, highlight "the main menu". Then push Right once and wait for about 1-2 seconds until a fairy appears. Push your Enter button to watch "The making of Raziel's transformation".

X-Men

FX and Joke:
In the "Art Gallery", highlight the dog tags on-screen to reveal early visual designs and special-effects tests for two grotesque mutants cut from the film's shooting script. In the "Trailers and TV Spots" menu, use your remote to highlight a rose in the screen's upper-left corner: You'll see a clip of an on-set joke. Bonus Feature:
From the main menu select "Special Features" then select "Theatrical Trailers" then from trailer A press your Left button to light up the flower and press select. This will prove that Spiderman does truly interact with the X-men world.


Thats just a few to speak of. If youv got any send them my way.

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Cult Horror Hero: Tom Atkins

So some people worry about getting type cast while other's know what their good at and stick with it. Some people are just so good at it and enjoy it they end up making it a fucking art form and thats what Tom Atkins does. He's the Dennis Farina of Horror movies. You need a grizzaled Police captain who fights slashers you get Atkins, you want a  gruff police sargent who slays zombies you find Atkins...you need retireing state trooper to track down the devil himself you get Tom fucking Atkin's. The man has made a solid career outta playing pissed off law enforcement members. His first flicks were Halloween 3: Season of the Witch and the Fog.
He later went on to play Detective Lieutenant Frank McCrae in the 1988 cult classic Maniac Cop.
But for me Atkins stand out preformance is in 1986s Night of the Creeps. This movie is batshit but in a good way and Atkins is one of those batshit reason's. He play's detective Ray Cameron who highschool sweet heart was murdered buy a slasher in 1959 but who Ray killed in vengance and buried under what is now a sorority house. To make matters worse a alien parasite has landed near buy and is turning all it infects in zombies including the long rotting corpse of Ray's nemisis. Atkins is the bomb in this movie. He's got one liner's to rivil Bruce Campbell. When ever he arrives at the scene of a crime he growl's "Thrill me!"
He robs a flamethrower from the police station to help our young hero's fight the zombies. When the undead horde descend on the house he's like "Well Ive got good news and bad news girls..the good news is your dates are here! The bad news is their dead!" When the Zombies break in he raises his revolver and sneer's "Its Miller time!" I fucking love this guy. He makes this flick.

Atkins was last seen in Drive Angry as you guessed it a pissed of state trooper captian. The guys fucking great and Id love to see in star in a few more horror movies. The guys a legend and when he's on screen he does what he says best "Thrill me!"



Thursday, 7 March 2013

Revenge of the Scream Queens.

So decided to do a second list of horror hotties who kick ass rather then twist their ankle.
Heres my list of ladies to die for.

(1)Katherine Isabelle

Katherine Isabelle ripped onto our screens in the cult werewolf horror Ginger Snaps. Playing the title role of the teenage wolf bitch Ginger she oozed a fantastic feel of  an agery teen who's already mixed up emotions are made even more volatile buy her predatory curse. She later appeared in Freddy vs Jason as a doomed tomboy Gibb Smith who becomes the unwitting prey of both Freddy and Jason. Her latest role in American Mary as is amazening as a vengeful medical student who decides in a change of career to make big bucks as an underground body modaficatin surgan. Katherine Isabelle acting is wickedly sexy but also clever. She give's off a vibe of a classic Hammer Horror villainess and thats what wins her the top spot.


(2)Lynn Lowry

So if your a fan of 70's horror your bound to have spotted this pixie faced beauty in a least one of the films you've come across. She stared in I Drink your blood. Played a sexy nurse in David Cronrnburg's Shivers and also stared in George.A Romero's the Crazies. She later went on to appear in the remake of both the Cat people the 2010 remake of the Crazies as the woman on the bike in a cameo apperance.
While she never broke out big she is what you'd call a cult star with a girl nextdoor face but worked in roles where she was far from innocent and that's what lands her the number two spot.



(3) Melissa George

So it's hard to belive our next scream queen started off in Home and away but then agien so did Thor and Joker. Milissa first venture in horror was the exellent sci-fi chiller Dark City.She then appeared in the 2005 remake of Amityville Horror. She proved to be hard a nails playing Officer Stella in the movie adaptation of Steve Niles Horror comic  30 Days of Night and  earned more praise in the creepy sail'n slash thriller Triangle. Her latest thriller was the 2011 a Lonely place to die where she plays a rescue worker looking for a kidnappped child. With a collection of horror movies like thats its a wonder this Angel (trust me home and away fans will get it) survived and that earn's her number 3.



(4)MyAnna Buring

I really love this actress and shes fantastic in what shes in but buy christ has she landed in some god awefull turkeys. She play the cute and dippy sam in Neill Marshell savage Descent and later turned up his so-so Sci-fi horror Doomsday. However she went on to appear in such vile horror (in a way the term is fitting but not for the right reasons) movies as Lesbian Vamprie killers, The Devils playground and ( Im going to be sick from mentioning this) Twilight: Breaking Dawn 1 and 2. However This Anglo-Swed beauty has redeemed herself buy appearing in the wickedly suspenseful Killlist and a brillently gothic detective series called Ripper Street set not long after the Jack the Ripper slayings. Myanna your my number 4.



(5)Sheri Moon Zombie

Right this is one crazy cool lady and why not she's only married to Rob Zombie. Sheri has worked on most if not all of her husbands flicks rangeing from The Halloween Remakes but where her crazieness really shines is as Baby Firefly in both House of a 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects. Shes cute, cunny and nuts in these flicks. She later went on to star as a nasty nazie babe in the Grindhouse trailer Werewolf women of the S.S. Sheri continues to work with her fella as her next flicks is lords of Salem out later this year. Sheri your crazy cute ass lands you at number 5 on my list.


Thats my 2nd top five of scream queens but if you guys out there on the interwebs think I left some one out or dissagree with my choice drop us a comment and who knows maybe those ladies like all good scream queens might come back for more. Until then Im the Cinema savage saying chow.







Saturday, 6 October 2012

Sods and Monsters.

Okay Im sure all of us have read Moby Dick and know the gist. Well theres a number of horror movies that have Ahab like old blokes who uselly have a vendetta with the monster/beast in question. 9 times outta 10 theyv lost a loved one from the creature or just like going mano-a-mano with mother nature and they dont care who gets hurt in the process. So heres my top 3 Ahabs of horror movies.

(1) Quint: Jaws.
Robert Shaws Samuel Quint has to be number one. No doubt about it...this salty sea dog is the other thing that chewing scenery besides the fucking shark. Hes gruff, hes mean, you cant make out what hes saying some times but man is he cool. With Quint your always on edge, you like the guy but your never really sure if hes all there.Will he be the death of Hooper and Brody or will the shark be. The stand out momment is when all the guys are having a male bonding momment and Quint recalls when he served on the Indianapolis and the dark tale lets us know how he understands sharks and why he does what he does.
But Quints stand out momment has to be his death even getting devoured buy the movies title beast he dosent go down with out a fight. Driving a Machete into the creature before being dragged to his doom.
A scary end to a scary man.


(2)Jack Taggart, Sr: Jeepers Creepers 2
So your son is capture and killed buy an unkillable creature and your wrecked with grief. How do you cope with the untimely and aweful death? You  hunt the fucking thing down that what you do. Ray Wise is fucking kick ass in this role. Hes like a salt of the earth farmer who only good thing in life is his son and then he taken and that it....all bets are off. The guy builds, listen to this Im not shitting you...Home made Harpoon launcher outta a post puncher. I mean someone might call the cops or get a lynch mob together or somthing which dumb rednecks do but no not Farmer Taggert this guy goes evil dead Ahab and makes a harpoon. This thing is bad ass, he mounts it to his pick up and turns farm tools into harpoons. Also he,s fuckeing mental...he uses the bus full of kids as bait and when he does bring down the creeper he mounts it up in his barn and keeps the Harpoon aimed at it waiting for it to wake. Really Ray Wise makes this movie.


(3)Jake Cullen: Razorback
This dear old grandad decides to go fry himself some wild bacon when his grandson is killed buy the savage porker. He nearly culls all the boar population in his area but never finds the Pig that killed his grandson.
When some one asks how dangerous a boar really  he reply with one kick ass line that became the movies tag line "It has only two states of being dangerous or dead, there is no inbetween" When he finally confronts the Razorback things dont work out the way he wished and he ends up on the wrong side of the beasts tusks. Still Jake gave our heros enough info to defeat the big boar and get some form of revenge from himself and his grandson.


So what have we learned. Sure mother natures not to be messed with but there are some parents and grandparents that are even meaner then her.